on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
Oh god, the worst part of this is that I met another traveller while I was in Europe who bought weed from some dealer on a beach with her credit card.
what if everyone in the entire world clapped at the exact same time? would it be really loud or would you only hear the claps close to you omfg i can’t think straight
I’m going to start with the td;lr: you would hear one thousand two hundred ‘clap waves’, over fifteen minutes.
Read on for more tumblr science!
I am saying that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then I will walk across the Sydney Harbour Bridge in a goddamn penis suit.
And we’ve plateaued at about 300 notes. This is good news.
Not if I can help it.
I’ve not done anything on tumblr in an age. But if I can help this become a thing, then help it I shall.